i remember when my followers used to talk to me!

  • TYPE YOUR NAME: mariam
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: ,mnzdsjza\mj
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: mariam
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: msrdfjusajmn
  • SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: bv dth

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

wishingskiesofblue:

i hate it when I’m talking to someone and i assume they can handle my weirdness but they can’t and then i feel stupid

(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via anyfoolcancriticise)

I have had such a perfect birthday. My friends and family and John Green are so awesome. Going to sleep now, goodnight everybody!

i like big

books and i cannot lie

talking about internet friends

  • mom: how do you know this person
  • me: they went to my school but they moved
Anonymous asked:
get on msnnnnnnnn nuh nuh nuh nuh

on it like a car bonnetttttt. whoever this may be.