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SCREAMING

SCREECHING

(Source: thehopefoolignorant, via lolsofunny)

"The 500 Days of Summer attitude of “he wants you so bad” seems attractive to some women and men, especially younger ones, but I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. He develops a mildly delusional obsession over a girl onto whom he projects all these fantasies. He thinks she’ll give his life meaning because he doesn’t care about much else going on in his life. A lot of boys and girls think their lives will have meaning if they find a partner who wants nothing else in life but them. That’s not healthy. That’s falling in love with the idea of a person, not the actual person."

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (x)

(Source: la-belle-laide, via offbeatmel)

What if there really are hot singles in my area wanting to fuck me and i’ve been ignoring them all this time

(via most-awkward-moments)

675 ON MY UKCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH I AM OVER THE MOON OMG OMG OMG YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

watching prison break has made me really paranoid

everytime i’m in a public building and i see cleaners/maintenance people in uniforms i get this urge to just start screaming INTRUDER INTRUDER INTRUDER and then i realise that if it was michael or linc then i’d want them to get out safely so i should probably shut up but what if it was t-bag guys WHAT IF IT WAS T-BAG, oh life

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation

(via socoamaralime)

ahem…

iamsuperman-shh:

ilvadesoi:

  • last episode of House EVER coming out tonight
  • chemistry a level exam tomorrow

I don’t know which one to be more upset about. I am not prepared to watch Wilson die. And I DON’T WANT TO REVISE ANYMORE rgkjkjgoioplkvmf. There’s gonna be tears tonighttt

Isn’t the last episode next week!? did I miss something? I’m pretty sure its next week! 

Ohhhh you’re right! “Holding On” didn’t show up on TV links initially which is weird… but yeah, there’s two more to go! (Having to watch American TV online sucks, #whitepeopleproblems) AND I KNEW 13 WOULD COME BACK I TOLD MRS LEAVER YES I DID and I bet House kills her omg I swear if someone spoils this for me before I watch it I will hunt you down and make your death look like a misdiagnosis

(via stillsuperdom)

ahem…

  • last episode of House EVER coming out tonight
  • chemistry a level exam tomorrow

I don’t know which one to be more upset about. I am not prepared to watch Wilson die. And I DON’T WANT TO REVISE ANYMORE rgkjkjgoioplkvmf. There’s gonna be tears tonighttt

suckmyphallus:

attention everyone

this is what a russian 404 not found page looks like

WHAT. I can’t even click off it that is unbelievable

(Source: pulpfanfiction, via miss-demon-slayer)

"He is thinking about asymmetry. This is a world, he is thinking, where you can lie in bed, listening to a song as you dream about someone you love, and your feelings and the music will resonate so powerfully and completely that it seems impossible that the beloved, whoever and wherever he or she might be, should not know, should not pick up this signal as it pulsates from your heart, as if you and the music and the love and the whole universe have merged into one force that can be chanelled out into the darkness to bring them this message. But, in actuality, not only will he or she not know, there is nothing to stop that other person from lying on his or her bed at the exact moment listening to the exact same song and thinking about someone else entirely—from aiming those identical feelings in some completely opposite direction, at some totally other person, who may in turn be lying in the dark thinking of another person still, a fourth, who is thinking of a fifth, and so on, and so on, so that rather than a universe of neatly reciprocating pairs, love and love-returned fluttering through space nicely and symmetrically like so many pairs of butterfly wings, instead we get chains of yearning, which sprawl and meander and culminate in an infinite number of dead ends."

Paul Murray