Just did 20 minutes running on the treadmill, then a heck of a load of sit ups! Woo! Really proud of myself, and haven’t been snacking at all today!

The Apprentice sucks though, just sayin’. I used to enjoy it so much but now that I’ve grown old and cynical (lol) I can see that they just pick a bunch of people who look funny on TV, certainly not the brightest business minds of the UK. Otherwise we’re in deep trouble. (I admit though, last year’s winner, Tom - I loved him all the way through, haha)

Ok I just went on youtube and saw a featured video called “Beasts of the southern wild” but I read it has “breasts of the southern wild” and I was just like wtf o_o it’s like that weird ad I always get on my email… “win one ridiculously large coupon!” which is odd enough on it’s own but I ALWAYS read it as “ridiculously large tampon”… There’s something wrong with me.

Off to showerrrr. Not even gonna think about revising for tomorrow’s chemistry mock it’s a hopeless case 


Just did a Biology past paper that was supposed to take one and a half hours in 45 minutes. So either my revision’s just been goddamn perfect or I’m a goddamn idiot, we’ll find out after I’ve marked it! But, first things first, gotta get some food… yay for wanting to eat everything in front of you and yet be on a healthy diet simultaneously.


i found an old diary entry from about 3 years ago, when i was on a major diet, and in it i’d made a note of what i’d eaten that day. porridge, an apple and vegetable soup. you know what i’ve eaten today? pizza, sausages and chocolate cake. my, how things have changed. but i definitely don’t regret losing all the weight, one of the best decisions of my life! and it means of course that now i can afford to eat crap. woohoo. and more crap tomorrow, yay for party food. i’m nervous but pretty excited, i’m not usually an awkward host but i just worry it’ll be boring… ewurwerpouweirojwerw it’ll be fine :) and after spending an hour waxing my legs, i now remember why i don’t often wear dresses. 

(Source: healthynarcissism)