Omg. My 12 year old sister texted me..

My sister: Where did you put my dinosaur?
Me: Wth? Lmao. Love you <3
My sister: I bet you are not even laughing, never mind laughing your a** off. Love you too! xx
Me: :D
My sister: The dinosaur stealing is not forgotten about though
Me: I DIDN’T TOUCH IT
My sister: You’re lying!
Me: How do you know?!
My sister: I don’t have a dinosaur, you’re so silly

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friend just sent me a joke.

An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor says, “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”

A Russian doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says, “You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.”
bahahahahaha

I have no words..

  • Mum: I like your new scarf.
  • Me: Thanks!
  • Mum: I saw someone wearing one just like it.
  • Me: Oh right.
  • Mum: It was a man though
  • Me: ..right
  • Mum: He was about 75
  • Me: Uhm.
  • Mum: Is that normal?
  • Me: I.. don't know
  • Mum: Is it.. hipster?
  • Me:
  • Mum:
  • Me:
  • Mum:
  • Me: Moving swiftly on

British banners are the best. Youth don’t get more awesome than this in a financial crisis.

Been watching (an old episode of) Russell Howard’s Good News. Absolutely love that program. :} The news is really hilarious sometimes… “We’re here in Piccadilly, and obviously those of you who play Monopoly will know that Piccadilly is a prime location.” …lmao.

Currently watching House… again, a really old episode, Season 2. I missed Cameron! She’s so cuuuute

best game idea ever, hands down

It’s basically about this little boy who visits his parents in the graveyard… and then zombies come out.

This gem came from none other than our very own Mohammed. Oh dearie me. Omg, when that huge man chased him… I nearly died of laughter, lol. Also, Lord Sugar used the word pontificating in the last series of The Apprentice, I remember because I commented on it last time too. It seems he’s rather fond of it. Not really quite sure what it means though - messing around?

Harry M is so gorgeous, omg. And Harry H looked really good in that uniform ;)

I find Zara really pompous and stuff but I guess the competition isn’t to try and find someone who I’d be able to be good friends with, haha, and I think she was a worthy winner. Rather jealous of her amazing articulation. However… THAT DRESS. Again!!