• before shaving my legs: i don't want to no they're not thAT PRICKLY ITS FINE I'LL JUST WEAR SWEAT PANTS FOREVER NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY LEGS ANYWAY I H A T E S H A V I N G
  • after shaving my legs: praise jesus i am such a sexual creature everyone should be stroking my legs why didn't i do this earlier everythinG IS AMAZING

teapayne:

I don’t learn in school, I just cry and write things

(via socoamaralime-deactivated201401)

gayhazza:

does anyone else blog too many text posts in a row and then tries to quickly find a quality photo on your dash to reblog because you think your followers will unfollow you or is that just me

(via snowpatrols)

getting zero notes on a post is like speaking up in a large classroom and everyone just staring at you so you slowly sink back in your seat and regret saying anything

(Source: theorgyorganizer, via sansastk)

23elephants:

I bet exam invigilators play games during exams like ‘stand behind the kid with the ugliest shoes’ or ‘stand behind the kid who won’t get laid’ and stuff

Claire this explains why Mrs Matthews was standing behind you!!!!1

(via peterbloodypan-deactivated20121)

revising D1 is monotonous and painful.

Good thing I have the Edinburgh pictures to look at when I get too bored eh.

memories of the human bubble sort/quicksort with hats as pivots will never fail to cheer me up. woo.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via mmmegalomaniac)

  • beast: hey I just met you
  • beast: and this is crazy
  • beast: but the castle is your home now EXCEPT FOR THE WEST WING DONT YOU DARE TOUCH MY WEST WING BITCH
  • beast: so come to dinner maybe