i remember when my followers used to talk to me!
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

i hate it when I’m talking to someone and i assume they can handle my weirdness but they can’t and then i feel stupid
(Source: wishingskiesofbllue, via anyfoolcancriticise)


books and i cannot lie
on it like a car bonnetttttt. whoever this may be.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
(Source: crap--bag, via tumblegags)
Two weeks of maths revision AND THEN THAT’S IT. Brilliant. Woo cinema and pizza express tomorrow (it must be Wednesday right)