Omg. My 12 year old sister texted me..

My sister: Where did you put my dinosaur?
Me: Wth? Lmao. Love you <3
My sister: I bet you are not even laughing, never mind laughing your a** off. Love you too! xx
Me: :D
My sister: The dinosaur stealing is not forgotten about though
Me: I DIDN’T TOUCH IT
My sister: You’re lying!
Me: How do you know?!
My sister: I don’t have a dinosaur, you’re so silly

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my sister’s been telling me about a conversation she had with her friend for about 10 mins now.

 IT’S NOT GOING ANYWHERE. THE STORY IS POINTLESS. SHUT UP.