OH MY GOD THE HOT DOCTOR IS THE ICETRUCK KILLER?

WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!!

OMG OMG OMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOMG WHAT IS LIFE I HAVE TO STUDY BUT I CAN’T STOP WATCHING DEXTER

Prison Break: where every episode is as dramatic as a frikkin’ season finale

suckmyphallus:

attention everyone

this is what a russian 404 not found page looks like

WHAT. I can’t even click off it that is unbelievable

(Source: pulpfanfiction, via miss-demon-slayer)

p.s.

Just did 20 minutes running on the treadmill, then a heck of a load of sit ups! Woo! Really proud of myself, and haven’t been snacking at all today!

The Apprentice sucks though, just sayin’. I used to enjoy it so much but now that I’ve grown old and cynical (lol) I can see that they just pick a bunch of people who look funny on TV, certainly not the brightest business minds of the UK. Otherwise we’re in deep trouble. (I admit though, last year’s winner, Tom - I loved him all the way through, haha)

Ok I just went on youtube and saw a featured video called “Beasts of the southern wild” but I read it has “breasts of the southern wild” and I was just like wtf o_o it’s like that weird ad I always get on my email… “win one ridiculously large coupon!” which is odd enough on it’s own but I ALWAYS read it as “ridiculously large tampon”… There’s something wrong with me.

Off to showerrrr. Not even gonna think about revising for tomorrow’s chemistry mock it’s a hopeless case 

omg

there’s a limit to how many questions you can ask?

wtf is this monstrosity?

got to wait an hour apparently.. :| this is ridiculous. I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF 3 CONVERSATIONS.

oh.. my god

for French I had to find out what ‘dancehall’ music is. from facebook I discovered that an example of a dancehall artist is ‘elephant man’. so, youtubed him. um. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxau1H8NKAg WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SONG LOL

WTF.

I leave Tumblr for 5 mins and I come back and my dashboard looks like it’s been morphed. I thought my computer was malfunctioning. Things literally look.. squashed.

It’s so ugly, wth? :|

OMG OMG OMG OMG DOCTOR WHO

WTF WTF OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

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Edit: now that I’ve calmed down I shall expand a bit more. SPOILERS —>

That was absolutely unbelievable. My mouth was literally hanging when it finished. It makes sense, it’s weird but, it was just so amazing. It’s so ererjitejrtewr. Bizarre. Ingenious. River, Pond… it’s bizarre, I love it, I absolutely cannot wait for next week. MOFFAT YOU GENIUS.

But but but

Why did River end up on prison?!
How did she end up in a spacesuit?!
Who shot the Doctor?!
AMY TOLD THE REAL DOCTOR LAST WEEK THAT SHE WATCHED HIM DIE WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS ISN’T THAT LIKE SOMETHING AWFUL

Loved seeing Danny Boy again. Reminded me of how epic the last season was :’)

i just read that P Diddy has officially changed his name to ‘Swag’.